Buying a New Can Opener: What You Need to Know
Everyone needs a can opener!
This is especially true for those starting out on their own and slowing building up their kitchen toolbox. If you’ve never owned a can opener and you’re on the fence about purchasing one, then you’ve probably been taking can openers for granted all your life. It doesn’t matter how rarely you actually cook, there’s going to come a time when you’re going to wish you had a can opener of your own. You don’t want to be heating baked beans for dinner on a lonely Friday night and suddenly find yourself without a can-opening instrument of some kind. When life hands you a can, be prepared and have a good can opener. Read on for the Content Bash guide to purchasing a quality can opener.
A Brief History of Can Openers.
We have been keeping our food in tin cans since around 1772, when the Dutch Navy started storing smoked salmon in boxes of tin. By 1822, canning food was a thing in the United States, but crazy enough, the first can opener was not patented for another thirty years until 1855. For decades, people did whatever they had to do to get to the food inside of the can. Like so many monkeys banging so many coconuts on so many rocks, we scratched, clawed, pried, dug, tore, mauled, cut, hacked, pulled, and threw our cans using what little modern tools we had.
The future of opening cans got much brighter in 1870, when unsung pewtersmith hero William Lyman invented the first can opener with a rotating wheel. But his method involved the pain in the ass of piercing the can first and rotating the cutting wheel around the rim of the can with the help of a big-ass lever. Fortunately, the Star Can Opener Company improved his method in 1925 by adding a second rotating wheel that gripped the edge of the can better. This new version allowed enthusiastic can-openers to open and grip the can at the same time. This is the modern can opener as we know it today.
Things to Know Before You Buy a Can Opener.
Now that you have a newfound respect for opening cans, perhaps you’ll be considering your can opener needs more seriously. But there’s still a lot of important things you should be aware of before you just walk down to your local can opener store and buy the first model you see.
Dogs can’t use can openers.
While sea otters and dolphins are known mammals with evolved tool skills, dogs are not quite there yet. If you plan on purchasing a can opener for the primary purpose of feeding your pet, understand that you will often have to do the actual can-opening yourself.
There are left-handed can openers available.
Southpaws without a Flanders Leftorium in their town will be heartened to learn that they don’t have to settle for a right-handed can opener in the cruel right-handed world they’re living in. What a time to be alive! Whether you’re shopping online or at a retail location, don’t forget about the many left-handed models that are available to consumers. If your local Target or Walmart does not carry left-handed can openers, spend the next 20 minutes of your afternoon voicing your displeasure to the assistant manager on duty.
A can opener is not going to open everything.
Keep in mind that not all products are distributed in cans, or at least the kind of cans that require a special opener to open. While some can openers are versatile, they are not miracle workers. If you’re looking for other ways to open pop-top soda cans, a can opener is not ideal. Ditto glass jars with lids.
The best can openers also feature bottle openers.
You’re going to want a beer to go with those baked beans on those lonely Friday nights. Rather than purchasing a separate bottle opener and have one more thing in your kitchen drawer, you can be more efficient and save space by purchasing a can opener than can serve more than one purpose. Many popular well-made models of can openers also feature bottle openers. Buying one ensures maximum usage value for your dollar.
Electric can openers usually suck.
The first electric can opener was patented in 1931 and they have been pieces of crap ever since. They are unnecessary big and can take up precious kitchen counter real estate while usually requiring an electric outlet and they don’t work very well and they suck. Oddly enough, cheaper models are not that much more expensive than your standard quality manual can opener, but they tend to break easily so it’ll be pricier in the long run if you’re buying them over and over again. And that’s just want those fat cat electric can opener makers want you to do! There is no reason to own an electric can opener unless you really really really hate manual ones, have one or less hands, or if you collect them or something.
The Best Can Openers On the Market.
OXO SoftWorks
What you want is a good sturdy can opener with cushioned handles for your delicate hands to grip well and a big fat oversized knob for your slippery fingers to hold onto. It also shouldn’t cost more than $25 or so, give or take a few bucks. This particular OXO model scores a lot of points for its easy-to-use capabilities, smoothness, and durability — all good qualities one should be looking for in their can opener, and the folks at OXO are some of the best to ever have do it. You can’t go wrong with this one.
The KitchenAid KC130OHOBA
You also can’t go wrong with this popular KitchenAid model, and there’s only so many features one needs in a good quality can opener. However, for extra peace of mind, this KitchenAid product comes with a one-year “hassle-free replacement and lifetime limited warranty,” so you sleep at night knowing the money you’ve invested in a can opener is protected, albeit for a limited time. Like other can openers of equal quality, users find the functionality effortless, and you would be hard-pressed to find a review that claims it does not actually open cans. If black is not your color, you can chose from a fancy palate of Aqua Sky, Ocean Drive, Pistachio, and varying shades of Red. Better yet, buy them all!
Made in USA Brand Can Opener
Really, you can’t go wrong with any well-reviewed can opener in the $9-$17 range, and this is yet another one. If you are not convinced by the company name, then maybe its packaging —which features an American flag, an advertisement for a long-gone cola brand, and Brooklyn Dodger great Duke Snider —will surely sell you on its USA-ness. It also comes in different-colored handles! Take advantage of the luxury of choices we have, and take your pick of black, blue, red, and white.
The Edlund 11100 Old Reliable
Want to know what a $100 can opener looks like? You won’t find the Edlund 11100 Old Reliable #1 in your neighbor’s kitchen, but you’ll see plenty of them in commercial-use kitchens, as well as in school and prison cafeterias across the country. Using this bad boy requires clamping the thingy to a strong-enough table, and pulling up the thing and placing a big-ass can underneath it so you can puncture it. Then you stab the can with a downward motion and turn the handle to crank the can all the way open. It’s a decent arm and shoulder workout. Yessir, the Edlund 11100 Old Reliable #1 is indeed number one and reliable for your industrial and commercial can-opening needs.
Hamilton Beach 76606ZA Smooth Touch Electric Automatic
If anyone has mastered the electric can opener, it’s the folks at Hamilton Beach. If you insist on actually spending money on an electric can opener, then this is the one you should get. It can handle those big-ass 28-ounce cans pretty well, which is especially useful to those who have a phobia about touching big cans. But as we’ve reiterated, electric can openers suck and tend to break easily, and Hamilton Beach are so confident in their product that they offer a warranty that lasts for one whole entire year.
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